1. 2 x 4 

2. Aftab noorani 

3. Agent orange 

4. Al Capone 

5. Alice in Chains 

6. Arnold Schwarzenegger 

7. Beat my ass 

8. Ben Wigman 

9. Bill Clinton 

10. Birdman kicked my ass 

11. Bolt thrower 

12. Bushwick Bill 

13. Chronic schizophrenia 

14. Courtney love 

15. Cut the mullet 

16. Dale meiners yelled at me 

17. Dave Grohl 

18. Don't curse in god's house 

19. Don't drive drunk 

20. Dumpster my ass 

21. Easy E 

22. Eat that mule shit 

23. Electra 225 

24. Electric eel 

25. Elvis Presley 

26. Feel the power of rock and roll 

27. Firewall the throttle 

28. Ford windstar 

29. Fuck with me and find out 

30. Fuck you 

31. Get on the bus 

32. Good news is rock n roll 

33. He goes to prison 

34. He killed a policeman 

35. He's doing time in jail 

36. Hell greyhound bus ride 

37. I deserve a war hell ride 

38. I done a poor job 

39. I killed your daddy after midnight 

40. I killed your daddy yesterday 

41. I murdered your family 

42. I smoke weed 

43. I whipped Superman's ass 

44. I wupped Batman's ass 

45. I'm running my inkpen 

46. I'm shooting out your lights 

47. I'm slimming down 

48. I'm sorry that i got fat 

49. I'm the daddy of rock and roll 

50. Illinois state police 

51. It's against the law 

52. Jadroplov 

53. John Dillard 

54. Kill that jerk 

55. Kill Whitey 

56. Kiss my black ass 

57. Kris Kringle was a car thief 

58. Kurt Cobain 

59. Larry Nevers 

60. Liz Phair 

61. Make sure i'm out screwing up 

62. Merry christmas 

63. Michael Jackson 

64. My daddy got me high 

65. My mother smokes crack rocks 

66. Nirvana 

67. Northwest airlines 

68. Oil express 

69. Oprah Winfrey 

70. Outburst 

71. Plug me full of holes 

72. Rock and roll McDonalds 

73. Rock Saddam Hussein's ass 

74. Spank wagon 

75. Stop the violence 

76. Suck a cheetah's dick 

77. Suck my dog's dick 

78. The chicken cow 

79. The foo fighters 

80. The frogs 

81. The vultures ate my dead ass up 

82. The Wesley Willis fiasco 

83. They threw me out of church 

84. Vampire bat 

85. Walter Willis shabazz 

86. Wesley Willis 

87. You better find my pistol